8 Signs You Are Actually A Cat

by Thought Catalog

I’ve always loved it when my mum suggested that I was aloof like them. The many, many layers of me.

Thought Catalog

1. Your default setting is “retreat.”

Walk up to the club like *squints eyes suspiciously and stays in a safe little corner whilst sipping a drink and judging everyone else in the immediate vicinity.* There is no other way for you to be, and to pretend to be the fearless social butterfly would be impossible. You are just always in that bitchface-laden state of jaded hesitation. You’re not sure this scene is for you, or if you’re going to like these new people, so the best course of action is to be all slitty-eyed and reclusive until your emotional whiskers brush against enough things to declare it okay to proceed.

2. You dole your affection out in measured, almost spiteful doses.

When the Divine Mood strikes you and you have decided your love is something you want to spread around like frosting, or a venereal disease, you will give it…

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